Deadlift Cowboy

by Henry Metal

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released February 9, 2018

Mastered by Steve Corrao
Cover Art by Thomas B.

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Track Name: Here Come the Injuns
I have heard that cowboys
Like to eat baked beans
But they only had pan and fire
No oven or other means (or other means)
To bake the beans

O'er the hills, here come the injuns (hot damn!)
O'er the hills, here come the injuns

One (one) cowboy
May wear a taller hat than another
He may have more cattle
Than his brother (oh, brother)

O'er the hills, here come the injuns (hot damn)
O'er the hills, here come the injuns

Here they come, hear them run!
Cowboys could not do deadlifts
And had no vegetable juice (sheesh!)
They had no video games or drones to use
They could only fight with each other for fun
And when the injuns descended
Why, I think they had to run
Here they go, no one knows where they go

O'er the hills here come the injuns
O'er the hills, here come the injuns (hot damn)
O'er the hills, here come the injuns
O'er the hills, here come the injuns
Track Name: Deadlift
Ain't nobody want to lift that heavy weight
Ain't nobody want to lift that heavy weight
I see them guys just staring at them plates
But ain't nobody want to lift that heavy weight

This is the story about how it all began
Based on a single comment from a man
The big bad dude at the gym he says
"No offense"
And then the big bad dude at the gym
he sayin' something that makes much sense

He said deadlift is the best exercise in the world
For it gives you powers

I see you on them machines
Lookin' like you be wasting time
Now I'm gonna tell you something
Cause you a friend of mine

He says don't just go to the gym
And waste your time working out for hours and hours
Because the deadlift is the best exercise in the world
Cause it gives you powers
Yeah!!

How anybody expecting to get great?
When ain't nobody want to lift that heavy weight

So don't just go to the gym
And waste your time working out for hours and hours
Like a fool
Cause deadlift is the best exercise in the world
For it be givin' you powers
Yeah!

Ain't nobody want to lift that heavy weight
Ain't nobody want to lift that heavy weight
Track Name: Motivation
Motivation... so hot!
Keep me runnin'... so hot!
Keep me gunnin'... so hot!

Motivation is a fact of life
Keepin' it real despite maximum strife
Goin' for the sweet and optimal life
Takin' your money with a gun or a knife
Just kidding that's not what motivation's about
It's about being' positive
We're kicking' butt in every way
We're smashing faces every day
We're moving quickly and we won't be delayed
So stupid punks must get out of the way
Oh yeah, We're coming through

Motivation is the thing that we need
We goin' nowhere at the maximum speed
Livin' that suite life and telling' our friends
Living our best moment that never ends
Cause motivation keeps it hot
Motivation never stops... so hot

We drinkin' powders and lifting' the weights
We making money and we tempting the fates
We reading stuff that makes us so great
We got organics upon our plates, come on
Cause nothing says motivation like
Taking care of the body with organics
Woah, woah, woah!!

I am much more motivated than you
And there's very little that you can do
I may be the greatest human you ever knew
Because motivation is what I do
oooh...

Hashtag blessed, anointed by God
I'm Superman and you're General Zod
I'm on the right side with my fist in the air
Wavin' my hands as if I simply don't care
Come on, cause motivation keeps me hot, hot, hot!

I am much more motivated than you
And there's very little that you can do
I may be the greatest human you ever knew
Because motivation is what I do
Track Name: Indoor Scooter Man
Scoot if you can
You don't need to walk if you take a stand
Scoot is the plan
Here is the place and you are the man
Scoot for awhile
Sit upon the seat grab the handle bars
Scoot down the aisle
You can remain seated wherever you are

Indoor scooter man, I'm on the run
Look at me come, having' the fun, yes!
Indoor scooter man, under the gun
Havin' the fun, look at me run, yes!

Scoot if you need
Don't be ashamed to plant your seat
Browsin' in style, pursuing the aisles for miles and miles
Some may complain that you are sooting in their way
But don't be afraid to pick up the pace and stay in your lane!

Indoor scooter man, under the gun
Look at me run, look at me come, yes!
Indoor scooter man, look at me come
Havin' the fun, grabbin' the buns, yes!
Indoor scooter man, having the time
Comin' alive, makin' it rhyme, yes!
In store scooter man I'm on the run
Grabbing the buns, well now you look at me come, yes!

Why don't you tell 'em what you intend to do?
Why don't you tell 'em that you are comin' through!

Scoot! Scoot! Scoot! Scoot!

(solo)

In store scooter man, holy crap!
In the store takin' a nap, oh snap, yes!
Indoor scooter man havin' the time
Enjoyin' a slice and takin' the ride, yes!
Indoor scooter man I'm on the run
Well look at me come 'cause I'm under the gun
In store scooter man takin' the time
To have the time of my life
Enjoyin' the ride, yeah!
Track Name: Wild West
Wild West was so wild...

Got a six gun shooter
On the fields I roam
Just need fire and beans
To make my home
I been runnin' mustangs
Down from San Anton'
Run into some trouble
'round ol' Driscoll
This here fella
It seems he wants the gold
But this here gold is mine to hold

You have to remember my child
The wild west was frickin' wild
Go...

They say nothin's easy
And I think they're right
Shot my last bullet
And now it's a knife fight
The saloon's in shambles
The whores just look on
This here is a bad man
That I've come upon
Grabbed a chair
But then he slipped and fell
The rest for him did not go well

You have to remember my child
It wasn't only wearing cowboy styles
You had to ride for miles and miles
Through a west that was so frickin' wild
Wild!

I know it may have been awhile
But you must remember my child
It wasn't for the meek and mild
You needed lots of grits and guile
You need to remember my child
The wild west was frickin' wild
Wild!
Track Name: Idiot
Sometimes, it's time
To recognize mistakes
Dawg on it, Dang nab it
Gosh darn it, God damn it!

What have I done? Why have I come?
What in the world did I do?
I can't believe I didn't leave
When I had the chance to
How could it be I could not see?
I have been such a fool
Out of my mind I could not find
The correct thing to do

Holy fucking shit I'm an idiot
Holy fucking shit I'm an idiot

Done with your stories, all of you bore me
Tired of playing pretend
I should've smiled and turned on my heal
But now I have to defend

Though it causes me pain there's something I just gotta say
And lest I forget I'll take this opportunity to admit
Holy fucking shit I'm an idiot
Holy fucking shit I'm an idiot

(solo)

So lest I forget, there's something I now will admit
Though it causes me pain there's just something that I just gotta say
Holy fucking shit I'm an idiot
Holy fucking shit I'm an idiot
Track Name: Smooth Metal
Smooth metal - layin' it down
Smooth metal - all up in town
Smooth metal - not wearing' a frown
So silky smooth...

Into the feel - smooth metal
Keepin' it real - smooth metal
This is the deal - smooth metal
Hangin' with Neal - smooth metal
This here is the time - smooth metal
For keepin' it light - smooth metal
So silky smooth

Smooth metal - I think you can see
That we all have a need
To be smooth sometimes

Patient and kind - smooth metal
Harmonious rhymes - smooth metal
Rosemary and Thyme - smooth metal
Here you will find - smooth metal
So silky smooth...
No need to get mad - smooth metal
No need to be bad - smooth metal
Well now it's silky smooth yeah...

I think you'll agree
That we all really need
to slow down sometimes

Smooth Metal - I think you can see
Smooth Metal - That we all have the need
To get smooth sometimes
Smooth Metal - It is my decree
Smooth Metal - That we all need to be
Smooth sometimes

Look-y here...
No need to get rough - smooth metal
So shut the * up - smooth metal
Won't you keep it smooth?
Enjoyin' the rhymes - smooth metal
Takin' our time - smooth metal
Tryin' to keep it smooth
Track Name: Sexual Harassment
You may experience sexual frustration
And your pants may get tight
But raping people in the office
Certainly is not alright
And if you choose to grope ladies
On their rear ends
Be prepared for a Twitter storm my friend

Hey Hey what do you say?
Sexual harassment is not ok
Hey Hey what do you say?
Sexual harassment is not the way

Even though you're sure you're in the mood for sex
The other person may not be
And this is something you should check
If there's constant screaming my friend
This may be a sign
That you may want to wait to have the sex another time

Hey Hey what do you say?
Sexual harassment is not ok
Hey Hey what do you say?
Sexual harassment is not the way
Hey Hey what do you know?
Sexual harassers have to go
Harassment is not the way
To find a fine lady to take out to the show

Must not harass!

(solo)

Please respect the limits in the work place
Please respect the rules of the safe space

(solo)

You can't touch people just cause they're hot
If you do than you might get sued for a lot

Hey Hey what do you say?
Sexual harassment is not ok
Hey Hey what do you know?
Sexual harassers have to go
Hey Hey what do you say?
Sexual harassment is not the best way
Hey Hey what do you know?
To land a fine lady to take out to the show

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