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Deadlift Cowboy

by Henry Metal

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1.
I have heard that cowboys Like to eat baked beans But they only had pan and fire No oven or other means (or other means) To bake the beans O'er the hills, here come the injuns (hot damn!) O'er the hills, here come the injuns One (one) cowboy May wear a taller hat than another He may have more cattle Than his brother (oh, brother) O'er the hills, here come the injuns (hot damn) O'er the hills, here come the injuns Here they come, hear them run! Cowboys could not do deadlifts And had no vegetable juice (sheesh!) They had no video games or drones to use They could only fight with each other for fun And when the injuns descended Why, I think they had to run Here they go, no one knows where they go O'er the hills here come the injuns O'er the hills, here come the injuns (hot damn) O'er the hills, here come the injuns O'er the hills, here come the injuns
2.
Deadlift 04:01
Ain't nobody want to lift that heavy weight Ain't nobody want to lift that heavy weight I see them guys just staring at them plates But ain't nobody want to lift that heavy weight This is the story about how it all began Based on a single comment from a man The big bad dude at the gym he says "No offense" And then the big bad dude at the gym he sayin' something that makes much sense He said deadlift is the best exercise in the world For it gives you powers I see you on them machines Lookin' like you be wasting time Now I'm gonna tell you something Cause you a friend of mine He says don't just go to the gym And waste your time working out for hours and hours Because the deadlift is the best exercise in the world Cause it gives you powers Yeah!! How anybody expecting to get great? When ain't nobody want to lift that heavy weight So don't just go to the gym And waste your time working out for hours and hours Like a fool Cause deadlift is the best exercise in the world For it be givin' you powers Yeah! Ain't nobody want to lift that heavy weight Ain't nobody want to lift that heavy weight
3.
Motivation 04:09
Motivation... so hot! Keep me runnin'... so hot! Keep me gunnin'... so hot! Motivation is a fact of life Keepin' it real despite maximum strife Goin' for the sweet and optimal life Takin' your money with a gun or a knife Just kidding that's not what motivation's about It's about being' positive We're kicking' butt in every way We're smashing faces every day We're moving quickly and we won't be delayed So stupid punks must get out of the way Oh yeah, We're coming through Motivation is the thing that we need We goin' nowhere at the maximum speed Livin' that suite life and telling' our friends Living our best moment that never ends Cause motivation keeps it hot Motivation never stops... so hot We drinkin' powders and lifting' the weights We making money and we tempting the fates We reading stuff that makes us so great We got organics upon our plates, come on Cause nothing says motivation like Taking care of the body with organics Woah, woah, woah!! I am much more motivated than you And there's very little that you can do I may be the greatest human you ever knew Because motivation is what I do oooh... Hashtag blessed, anointed by God I'm Superman and you're General Zod I'm on the right side with my fist in the air Wavin' my hands as if I simply don't care Come on, cause motivation keeps me hot, hot, hot! I am much more motivated than you And there's very little that you can do I may be the greatest human you ever knew Because motivation is what I do
4.
Scoot if you can You don't need to walk if you take a stand Scoot is the plan Here is the place and you are the man Scoot for awhile Sit upon the seat grab the handle bars Scoot down the aisle You can remain seated wherever you are Indoor scooter man, I'm on the run Look at me come, having' the fun, yes! Indoor scooter man, under the gun Havin' the fun, look at me run, yes! Scoot if you need Don't be ashamed to plant your seat Browsin' in style, pursuing the aisles for miles and miles Some may complain that you are sooting in their way But don't be afraid to pick up the pace and stay in your lane! Indoor scooter man, under the gun Look at me run, look at me come, yes! Indoor scooter man, look at me come Havin' the fun, grabbin' the buns, yes! Indoor scooter man, having the time Comin' alive, makin' it rhyme, yes! In store scooter man I'm on the run Grabbing the buns, well now you look at me come, yes! Why don't you tell 'em what you intend to do? Why don't you tell 'em that you are comin' through! Scoot! Scoot! Scoot! Scoot! (solo) In store scooter man, holy crap! In the store takin' a nap, oh snap, yes! Indoor scooter man havin' the time Enjoyin' a slice and takin' the ride, yes! Indoor scooter man I'm on the run Well look at me come 'cause I'm under the gun In store scooter man takin' the time To have the time of my life Enjoyin' the ride, yeah!
5.
Wild West 05:39
Wild West was so wild... Got a six gun shooter On the fields I roam Just need fire and beans To make my home I been runnin' mustangs Down from San Anton' Run into some trouble 'round ol' Driscoll This here fella It seems he wants the gold But this here gold is mine to hold You have to remember my child The wild west was frickin' wild Go... They say nothin's easy And I think they're right Shot my last bullet And now it's a knife fight The saloon's in shambles The whores just look on This here is a bad man That I've come upon Grabbed a chair But then he slipped and fell The rest for him did not go well You have to remember my child It wasn't only wearing cowboy styles You had to ride for miles and miles Through a west that was so frickin' wild Wild! I know it may have been awhile But you must remember my child It wasn't for the meek and mild You needed lots of grits and guile You need to remember my child The wild west was frickin' wild Wild!
6.
Idiot 06:18
Sometimes, it's time To recognize mistakes Dawg on it, Dang nab it Gosh darn it, God damn it! What have I done? Why have I come? What in the world did I do? I can't believe I didn't leave When I had the chance to How could it be I could not see? I have been such a fool Out of my mind I could not find The correct thing to do Holy fucking shit I'm an idiot Holy fucking shit I'm an idiot Done with your stories, all of you bore me Tired of playing pretend I should've smiled and turned on my heal But now I have to defend Though it causes me pain there's something I just gotta say And lest I forget I'll take this opportunity to admit Holy fucking shit I'm an idiot Holy fucking shit I'm an idiot (solo) So lest I forget, there's something I now will admit Though it causes me pain there's just something that I just gotta say Holy fucking shit I'm an idiot Holy fucking shit I'm an idiot
7.
Smooth Metal 04:07
Smooth metal - layin' it down Smooth metal - all up in town Smooth metal - not wearing' a frown So silky smooth... Into the feel - smooth metal Keepin' it real - smooth metal This is the deal - smooth metal Hangin' with Neal - smooth metal This here is the time - smooth metal For keepin' it light - smooth metal So silky smooth Smooth metal - I think you can see That we all have a need To be smooth sometimes Patient and kind - smooth metal Harmonious rhymes - smooth metal Rosemary and Thyme - smooth metal Here you will find - smooth metal So silky smooth... No need to get mad - smooth metal No need to be bad - smooth metal Well now it's silky smooth yeah... I think you'll agree That we all really need to slow down sometimes Smooth Metal - I think you can see Smooth Metal - That we all have the need To get smooth sometimes Smooth Metal - It is my decree Smooth Metal - That we all need to be Smooth sometimes Look-y here... No need to get rough - smooth metal So shut the * up - smooth metal Won't you keep it smooth? Enjoyin' the rhymes - smooth metal Takin' our time - smooth metal Tryin' to keep it smooth
8.
You may experience sexual frustration And your pants may get tight But raping people in the office Certainly is not alright And if you choose to grope ladies On their rear ends Be prepared for a Twitter storm my friend Hey Hey what do you say? Sexual harassment is not ok Hey Hey what do you say? Sexual harassment is not the way Even though you're sure you're in the mood for sex The other person may not be And this is something you should check If there's constant screaming my friend This may be a sign That you may want to wait to have the sex another time Hey Hey what do you say? Sexual harassment is not ok Hey Hey what do you say? Sexual harassment is not the way Hey Hey what do you know? Sexual harassers have to go Harassment is not the way To find a fine lady to take out to the show Must not harass! (solo) Please respect the limits in the work place Please respect the rules of the safe space (solo) You can't touch people just cause they're hot If you do than you might get sued for a lot Hey Hey what do you say? Sexual harassment is not ok Hey Hey what do you know? Sexual harassers have to go Hey Hey what do you say? Sexual harassment is not the best way Hey Hey what do you know? To land a fine lady to take out to the show

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released February 9, 2018

Mastered by Steve Corrao
Cover Art by Thomas B.

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